the weekly bird
5 Things to Miss About the Fall (Other than the McRib)
#1: The ongoing romantic tension of Joke Buck and Troy Aikman.#1: The ongoing romantic tension of Joe Buck and Troy Aikman.
#2: Halloween.
America's 2nd Independence Day.
Girls take that to heart on Halloween and dress like Tampa strippers.
Thank you Sexy Dori for staying true to character, and blacking out every 15 min. - our nation is in your debt.
#3: Movember.
No other time of the year can you look like a child molester yet be seen as charitable, stylish, and noble.
#4: Thanksgiving.
Nothing better than getting privately drunk and masturbating in the bedroom you grew up in.
#5: Charity Gala Season (Tuxedo parties thrown by the very rich and unhappy for a cause nobody really cares about.)
If you're going to wake up hungover and depressed, mine as well do it with a girl who's family owns monogrammed towels.
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