the weekly bird
5 Things to Miss About the Fall (Other than the McRib)#1: The ongoing romantic tension of Joke Buck and Troy Aikman.
#1: The ongoing romantic tension of Joe Buck and Troy Aikman.
Every Sunday at 4pm (2pm Mountain time), America gets to watch a Hall of Fame quarterback and a talking forehead go full Brokeback through the majesty that is professional football.
America's 2nd Independence Day.
Girls take that to heart on Halloween and dress like Tampa strippers.
Thank you Sexy Dori for staying true to character, and blacking out every 15 min. - our nation is in your debt.
No other time of the year can you look like a child molester yet be seen as charitable, stylish, and noble.
Nothing better than getting privately drunk and masturbating in the bedroom you grew up in.
#5: Charity Gala Season (Tuxedo parties thrown by the very rich and unhappy for a cause nobody really cares about.)
If you're going to wake up hungover and depressed, mine as well do it with a girl who's family owns monogrammed towels.
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