Here at Birddogs Shorts, we pride ourselves in staying up to date on the latest trends.
We're modern day dandies.
But some trends we just find troubling.
Troubling Trend #1: New Age Nutrition.
Gluten-free, free-range, and farm-to-table sounds like a recipe for sexual neutrality.
At Birddogs, we like our diet like we like our 90's Era Baseball. Full of steroids, hormones, and lots of beef.
Troubling Trend #2: Artisanal Microbrews.
Beer should not be treated like a pair of panties to be sniffed and savored.
If you're looking to date your beer, be a gentleman and take her on a date.
Otherwise a 12-pack of Bud Ice should work just fine.
Troubling Trend #3: The Deep V.
A quality V-Neck may show off your sternum to the ladies...
...but a good chest is nothing novel.
A good crotch, on the other hand, should be paraded for all to see.
Troubling Trend #4: Beard Baubles.
For those with a severe case of "rape face" hiding behind a beard or a fence makes sense.
But there is a difference between laying down some face grass and decorating it with lawn ornaments.
Nobody wants a mustache ride if there are knick-knacks all over the seat.
How's this for being on-trend?
We just launched an all-white pair, just in time for winter.