So our 4th of July Party may have gotten a little out of hand.
Even the local media took note of the event.
In our defense, it was entirely Kevin Sorbo's fault.
90's TV Stars are notorious for having odd rules when renting their estates.
The Rental Agreement was very clear:
Sorbo Requirement #1: All Parties Must be a "rager."
Girls on stilts, midgets on bottles, a 90's hip-hop star and enough champagne to feed the French for a year did the trick.
Sorbo Requirement #2: All Tees Must be Wet.
Sorbo's Byzantine rules got people a little too fired up.
The enthusiasm soon burst into flames.
At first, folks were pretty calm about the blaze.
But the usual tactics of spraying down the fire with champagne proved ineffective.
The Fire Department had no choice but to shut it down.
See you at the next one.
We suggest arriving on time.