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69 Jokes We Made Wearing Birddogs Pants

69 JOKE #1:
Just did my taxes. Put $420.69 on every line.
Just did my taxes. Put $420.69 on every line.
5 IRS agents showed up at my door with a keg, 3 strippers and giant foam fingers.

69 JOKE #2:
Sentencing.
Sentencing.

69 JOKE #3:
Working the warehouse.
Working the warehouse.

We made some super stretchy pants built for unorthodox positions.

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