7 Middle School Rumors You Just Couldn't Shake

Doesn't matter if it's true if enough people say it.

Rumor #1: Told my entire class that Gavin got AIDS when his family went to Portugal.

Everyone's parents called in a panic demanding that he only be allowed to use the bathroom in the nurse's office.

Rumor #2: Told everyone my buddy Scott had his period.

Turns out nobody knew what a period was so they kept spreading the rumor to not sound stupid.

Rumor #3: I dusted up a gay witch hunt on Jimmy Connor.

Nobody beats out Stan Hudson for JV catcher and walks away clean.

Rumor #4: I convinced everyone in the 7th grade that Ms. Norris didn't have knees.

Rumor #5: Stevie was the first kid to sprout facial hair so I called him a Werewolf on the bus ride to Six Flags.

Apparently it stuck, kid got howls at senior commencement.

Rumor #6: Found out Ashley B. had a crush on Tommy so I told everyone he kept a hit list in his lunchbox.

He threw a chair at the kid that told the teacher.

Rumor #7: I convinced my kid brother he was going to nut himself out of existence.

Told him it was a scientific fact that each time you beat it you got a little bit shorter.

Caught him measuring himself after we watched Boogey Nights.

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