the weekly bird
The Birddogs Mailbag. You Asked, We Answered.Setting the record strait on gossip, old-wives tales, and strait up BS.
Commonly Asked Customer Questions.
Question: Are Birddogs able to prevent the TSA from scanning a detailed image of my genitals?
- Skeeter, DallasAnswer: Sadly, no. But if you're packing that much heat, expect a full pat down anyway.
Question: Are Birddogs appropriate beach attire? Won't the lining attract sand and give me a rash?
- Thirsty Thorston, Montauk
Answer: Yes, but their names are Sandy and Samantha.
Question: I heard that if you're wearing Birddogs you can get a 12% discount on rooms at La Quinta Inn. Is this true?
- Brian Dutt, New York
Answer: Yes, and expect a room with a view. La Quinta means "Womanly Comfort" in Spanish. They love Birddogs.
Question: My buddy described Birddogs as a wearable cumulus cloud. Can you elaborate on this?
- Cooter, Endicott CityAnswer: Clouds are made of Science. So are Birddogs.
Question: Is it possible for a man to get breast cancer?
- Javi, Myrtle Beach
Answer: At Birddogs, we think men are equally capable of doing anything women can as long as he puts his mind to it.
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