the weekly bird
Apartment Decorating Tips: Prepping Your Pad to Put Her At Ease
Tip #1: Furniture should transform into another piece of furniture.
Tip #2: Stocking toilet paper on the tank isn't exactly aspirational...
Tip #3: Bunk beds...do you have one?
Tip #4: If her majesty is so vain as to not appreciate the utility of a spork, then she's not the one.
Tip #5: Don't be afraid to splurge.
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