the weekly bird
Apartment Decorating Tips: Prepping Your Pad to Put Her At Ease.
Tip #1: Furniture should transform into another piece of furniture.
Tip #2: Stocking toilet paper on the tank isn't exactly aspirational...
Tip #3: Bunk beds...do you have one?
Tip #4: If her majesty is so vain as to not appreciate the utility of a spork, then she's not the one.
Tip #5: Don't be afraid to splurge.
Call For Dick Hertz and Other Pranks We Regret From Childhood.
Why Aren’t BBQs Called Meat-N-Greets and Other Word Improvements.
Office Poll: What's Your Spirit Animal?
Negotiating Tactics for Guys Who Use the Word Mufflebags.
Movies We Haven't See and What We Think They're About.