the weekly bird
Shark Tank Shuts Down Mid-Episode Due to One Simple Question
We hired Lululemon's head of design to make the most comfortable pair of gym shorts on the planet.
You can run in them, swim in them, or just hang out.
Our silkly soft liner allowed men to ditch their underwear forever.
However, the Sharks pointed out a fatal flaw in our product.
We had trouble with some basic questions.
So we scrapped the gym shorts and pitched Layoff Space.
But it just made 'em dig in more.
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