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Shark Tank Shuts Down Mid-Episode Due to One Simple Question

We hired Lululemon's head of design to make the most comfortable pair of gym shorts on the planet.
holding shorts in front of shark tank judges
You can run in them, swim in them, or just hang out.
calling pockets hand pouches
Our silkly soft liner allowed men to ditch their underwear forever.
However, the Sharks pointed out a fatal flaw in our product.
birddogs have an inner liner
We had trouble with some basic questions.
Birddogs are made in a tree
So we scrapped the gym shorts and pitched Layoff Space.
Alternate Birddogs investor pitch
But it just made 'em dig in more.
Mr Wonderful eats turds for breakfast


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