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Cuban Said We Can Pitch Him Again If We Stop Making Fun of Him Online.

He passed on Birddogs on Shark Tank, so this time we pitched him the good stuff.
Ill give you 5 minutes of my time and you guys stop making fun of me online. Deal? -Mark Cuban
Concept #1: Nipplescapes
A tasteful collection of black-and-white nipple shots.
Because its art if its black and white and out in the open.
Concept #2: Best Chance App
By pirating dating sites and geolocation data, we'll match you with the girls you have the best chance of getting with.
Why wine and dine an 8 when you could be 9ing a 6?
Concept #3: Two-Wheeled Unicycle
Two wheeled unicycle? Nope.
Concept #4: Women's Warehouse
How come only men have a warehouse?
Women can be businessmen too.
 Those sexists have ignored half the market.
Concept #5: eGay
Heard of eBay? This is eGay: the online store for gay people.
How does it know youre gay? Oh, it knows.
Concept #6: Breathe Right Anal Strips
Opens the airway from your anus to allow smooth and silent gas to pass.
I just farted. Were done here
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