the weekly bird
Bring Back the Real Snacks: Childhood Treats That Built A Generation.
Snack #1: Gushers
I only eat snacks that turn my head into a banana.
Snack #2: Pop Rocks
Looking for a chemical reaction in your mouth?
Snack #3: Slim Jim
Snap peas? Try snapping into a Slim Jim.
A dehydrated meat tube endorsed by visibly bipolar Randy Savage.
Snack #4: Warheads
Big Candy was so cocky, they literally dared you to eat their products named after WMDs.
Snack #5: Lunchables
How to determine which kids had terrible parents.
Ok So Pants Are Backlogged: Here's Why It's Mark Cuban's Fault
Summer’s Here. That Means Oxford Birddogs and DWI’ing Golf Carts.
Get Seersucker Birddogs and You'll Marry Into Wealth.
5 Socially Crippling Stories About Our Friends.
Four New Wives Tales You Have Never Heard About.