the weekly bird
Bring Back the Real Snacks: Childhood Treats That Built A Generation.
Snack #1: Gushers
I only eat snacks that turn my head into a banana.
Snack #2: Pop Rocks
Looking for a chemical reaction in your mouth?
Snack #3: Slim Jim
Snap peas? Try snapping into a Slim Jim.
A dehydrated meat tube endorsed by visibly bipolar Randy Savage.
Snack #4: Warheads
Big Candy was so cocky, they literally dared you to eat their products named after WMDs.
Snack #5: Lunchables
How to determine which kids had terrible parents.