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Bring Back the Real Snacks: Childhood Treats That Built A Generation.

Clips from old Kool Aid, Fruit Stripe, and Dunkaroos commercials.
Snack #1: Gushers
I only eat snacks that turn my head into a banana.
Eating gushers and turning into fruit.
Snack #2: Pop Rocks
Looking for a chemical reaction in your mouth?
Pop Rocks- Wash it down with soda and you'll die.
Snack #3: Slim Jim
Snap peas? Try snapping into a Slim Jim.
A dehydrated meat tube endorsed by visibly bipolar Randy Savage.
Ohhh yeah!!! Flirting with a heart attack?!
Snack #4: Warheads
Big Candy was so cocky, they literally dared you to eat their products named after WMDs.
Warheads- Go ahead Greg. Try it.
Snack #5: Lunchables
How to determine which kids had terrible parents.
Lunchables- Thanks mom!!


Jokes written for us. But you're welcome to read.