the weekly bird
Call For Dick Hertz and Other Pranks We Regret From Childhood.
Prank #1: I put our cat in the mailbox to spook the mailman.
He was very surprised to find a dead cat.
Prank #2: We did a little number I'm sure everyone is familiar with.
Prank #3: I baited Jimmy Smith into a 'beef-off.'
He went for the win and messed his pants.
We called him "Jimmy Schitts" and took out a full-page ad in our high school yearbook.
Prank #4: My friend had a pet tarantula, so we brought it to school to scare some girls.
Instead of running and screaming, the girls stomped his pet and obliterated it.
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