Cowabunga You Geeks: We're Giving Away Nunchucks With Every Order.

Did you know you can smoke weed out of nunchucks?
Not a scientific fact, but probably true.
Chuck Norris will personally throat chop a complete stranger for each pair of chucks that goes out.
We bought up every pair of nunchucks in Japan.
Order a pair of Birddogs right now and we'll mail you a set pronto, Tonto.
This is serious guys. You buy just 1 pair of shorts and we'll send you a real murder weapon.