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5 Ways to Become an Office Legend in the Bathroom

#1: Urinals were designed to keep the line down.
Pants are the rumble strips of the tinkle turnpike.
 Winnie the Pooh it.

Take it from a bear that can fit his whole first in a jar of honey, don't let anything come between you and relief. 

 

#2: Have a work rival on a hot streak?
Shell shock him in his place of easement.

Rob a man of the ability to park his breakfast in peace and you'll own him for life. 

 

#3: If that doesn't work, Mic drop it.

No greater power move than having someone else clean your dirty dishes.

 

#4: Become an office legend overnight.  Give 'em a wetback.

 

#5: Need to huck the turd saw without your coworkers knowing you're the carpenter?

Avoid the feet creep and pull a Shawshank.
Keep a pair of square-toed Aldo's in a drawer for trips to and from the office chunder box for a little anal anonymity.

Really. How often do you look at a man's shoes?

 

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