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Gym Shorts For Guys Who Chase Whales.

Where are the whales?
Ahab's thirst is insatiable. He once got arrested for stealing plus-size mannequins from JC Penny.
Ahab running with mannequin.
The man refuses to use anything less than a No. 5 pencil because a No. 2 is just sickeningly thin.
Using no. 5 pencil.
Ahab spits out white wine because anything less than a full-bodied red is disgusting.
Spitting out wine.
Ahab joined Greenpeace not to protest whale hunting, but to get first crack at fresh blubber.
applying Crisco...
Ben and Jerry's "Chunky Monkey" is a semi-autobiographical ice cream named after Captain Ahab.
Stuffing mouth with Ben and Jerry's