Gym Shorts For Turbos Who Double Down On Leg Day



I asked Thruster to borrow his stapler.
He just lifted up his shirt and showed me his abs.


Thruster puts whey protein in his beer.
He calls 'em his "stud suds."


Thruster dry humps with a weight vest on.
Says it's the only thing that can keep him hard.


I asked Thruster what's up with him.


Thruster jams up the lunch line asking for triple meat...
...and he's very particular about his nuts.
The stars really aligned for our fish-boy.