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 Rolling in chair passed out.
Hawaiian shirts guy LOVES Jimmy Buffet.
Hawaiian guy opening fridge to happiness.
Hawaiian shorts guy hates Jimmy Buffet.
He toured with Buffet in the late 90's and got tossed off the tour bus for putting a skunk in the mini-fridge.
Hawaiian shirt guy toughs it out when it comes to relief.
Defecating in the middle of New York City.
Hawaiian shorts guy lives by the Golden Rule.
When nature calls, answer it.
Hawaiian shirt guy sneaks a fifth of whiskey in his boot into the homecoming game.
Hawaiian guy walking with a limp.
Hawaiian shorts guy mules an 8-ball of China White up his keister.
Hawaiian shirt guy thinks the best athlete of all time was Muhammad Ali.
Image of Ric Flair, fired up.
Hawaiian shorts guy calls him an idiot and says it was Ric Flair, no contest.