How To Drink At Work and Not Get Fired.

The Minty Juleps
Perfect for pulling off business drunk.
DO show up buzzed if it makes you happier at work.
DO NOT call Karen fat.
DO propose new ways to streamline the office.
DO NOT proposition the entire office.
DO use logic to justify your drinking
DO NOT overshare while heavily buzzed.
DO offer to sign for a package delivery if the receptionist is out.
DO NOT take your package out and ask the receptionist if she's willing to sign for a "snake delivery".
The Minty Juleps
The pockets double as barf bags in a pinch.
The Minty Juleps