the weekly bird
How to Get Hard at Home: A Birddogs Exercise Plan.
Stallone drank raw eggs in Rocky and now he can barely talk.
Always cook your eggs thoroughly, can't stress that enough.
In a time pinch? Try bulimia.
Bulimia got a bad rap from nutritionists and MSNBC.
It's a hoax. You wouldn't take a bath before jumping in the pool would you?
Constantly Clench Cheeks (C³) ®
Just always be clenching.
Standing at your desk to stay slim?
Waste of time, only security guards and sex workers need to stand to make a living.
The Ones That Didn't Make it
The Latest Khaki Birddogs That Will Relax Your Responsibilities Away.
American Made Gym Shorts.
How To Drink At Work and Not Get Fired.
How To Impress Your In-Laws.