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How To Maximize Your Carbon Footprint
Climate change is already here, let's lean into it.
TIP #1:
Don't feel pressured to choose paper or plastic at checkout.
Don't feel pressured to choose paper or plastic at checkout.

TIP #2:
Run the dishwasher for one item at a time.
Run the dishwasher for one item at a time.
It's like giving your coffee mug the spa treatment.

TIP #3: Instead of using paper towels to clean up messes, use actual towels.

TIP #4:
If your clothes get dirty, just throw them away.
If your clothes get dirty, just throw them away.
You can get new shirts at H&M for like $3.

TIP #5:
Uf you have a baby, use cloth diapers.
Uf you have a baby, use cloth diapers.
Just don't forget to throw away the solid ones. (They have crap on them.)

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