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Jim Jordashian wrote the playbook.
#1: Jim became a champion for the disabled after fighting a guy that called him out for parking in a handicapped spot.

#2: Jim convinced his old girlfriend she could not get pregnant in a hot tub because of the chlorine.
However she did, so they sued the hotel for not cleaning their hot tubs and won millions.

#3: Jim fudged the address on his way to a Furries meetup and stumbled upon a kid's birthday party.
The parents were thrilled that someone volunteered their time to entertain their children.

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