the weekly bird
Let's Play Would You RatherThere are no winners in this game.
#1: Would you rather have your local WNBA team win a title or find $5 on the ground?
#2: Would you rather get syphilis (once) or get a really bad haircut?
#3: Would you rather have to always wear earmuffs or have to answer the phone and say this every time:
#4: Would you rather get hit by a foul ball or have a noticeable mole on the back of your neck?
#5: Would you rather fight a horse-sized duck or fight depression?
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