Meet Indiana Jones Uglier, Less Intelligent Brother.

Indiana Jones carried his famous whip.
Indianapolis Jones carries an extension cord for a belt.
Indiana has traveled the world visiting exotic places like Malaysia.
Indianapolis Jones once got cat-fished by an exotic dancer named Malaysia.
Indiana was a guest lecturer at Princeton's College of Anthropology.
Indianapolis once chipped a molar when he slipped on a wet floor while shopping at Anthropologie.
Indiana narrowly escaped death after being chased by a giant boulder.
Indianapolis narrowly escaped death when he skipped out on a bar tab in Boulder, CO and was chased by a 300 pound bouncer.
Indiana Jones is an expert on the Aztecs and other native societies of the Americas.
Indianapolis clipped the side mirror of a Pontiac Aztec while attempting to parallel park in the city.