the weekly bird
Meet Indiana Jones Uglier, Less Intelligent Brother.
Indiana Jones carried his famous whip.
Indianapolis Jones carries an extension cord for a belt.
Indiana has traveled the world visiting exotic places like Malaysia.
Indianapolis Jones once got cat-fished by an exotic dancer named Malaysia.
Indiana was a guest lecturer at Princeton's College of Anthropology.
Indianapolis once chipped a molar when he slipped on a wet floor while shopping at Anthropologie.
Indiana narrowly escaped death after being chased by a giant boulder.
Indianapolis narrowly escaped death when he skipped out on a bar tab in Boulder, CO and was chased by a 300 pound bouncer.
Indiana Jones is an expert on the Aztecs and other native societies of the Americas.
Indianapolis clipped the side mirror of a Pontiac Aztec while attempting to parallel park in the city.
Think Kim Kardashian's Smut to Stardom Was the Original? Please, Jim Jordashian Wrote the Playbook.
It's Snowing Steve Irwin (RIP). Put On Some Pants and Stay Alive.
5 Misses That Kept Me A Virgin Until I Was 23.
Call For Dick Hertz and Other Pranks We Regret From Childhood.
Why Aren’t BBQs Called Meat-N-Greets and Other Word Improvements.