the weekly bird
Need More Guy Friends? Here’s How You Pick ‘em Up.
Tip #1: Start with subtle eye contact, like it's a solar eclipse.
Keeping it to a glimpse will let him know you're looking for a consensual connection.
Tip #2: Is he wearing Oakleys? Tell him you work at the local Oakley factory by saying you work "Loakely."
When he settles down from laughing so hard, you can grab his number to hang.
Tip #3: Bait the end of a string with Axe Body Spray.
When you feel a tug on the other end, you've got a potential new friend on the hook.
Tip #4: Find a nice girl and start dating.
She'll introduce you to her friends and their boyfriends. After a while, you'll develop a bond with the guys and can break it off.
Tip #5: Have Domino's delivered to your cool neighbor.
When it arrives, run over and explain there must have been a mix-up.
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