the weekly bird
Negotiating Tactics for Guys Who Use the Word Mufflebags.

Tactic #1: Find out what car he drives and get in a fender bender before the meeting.
You've got him right where you want him.

Tactic #2: Put all your cards on the table.

Tactic #3: Always low ball with your fist offer.

Tactic #4: Pull a Mr. Rogers.
Change your clothes right in front of him.


Tactic #5: Spill coffee down his shirt.

During negotiations, you can keep commenting...

MORE HEAT
The avocado smashing, guac-banging, hair-wiffing innovation that makes Birddogs so damn comfortable
How To Maximize Your Carbon Footprint
69 Jokes We Made Wearing Birddogs Pants
We asked for honest feedback. And some of you were extremely childish.
It's easy to make fake news: here are our viral winners