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Negotiating Tactics for Guys Who Use the Word Mufflebags.

Going in for the handshake and pulling out last second.
Tactic #1: Find out what car he drives and get in a fender bender before the meeting.
You've got him right where you want him.
Holding his neck brace after hunting down his car and crashing into it.
Tactic #2: Put all your cards on the table.
WNBA basketball cards placed on the table.
Tactic #3: Always low ball with your fist offer.
Handing a proposition, with you filming me and your wife.
Tactic #4: Pull a Mr. Rogers.
Change your clothes right in front of him.
Stripping right in front of the employer. Inspection of the backside.
Tactic #5: Spill coffee down his shirt.
Spilling coffee on his shirt.
During negotiations, you can keep commenting...
Yeah this is coming from the guy who can't even keep his shirt clean.