the weekly bird
Four New Wives Tales You Have Never Heard About.
They gotta start somewhere.
#1: If your shoelaces come untied, your girlfriend is cheating on you.
#2: They call 'em "old wives tales" because women grow tails as they get older.
#3: Girls who use T-Mobile are more likely to give hand jobs.
#4: It is 7 months bad luck if you make eye contact with a woman's nipple ring.
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