Office Poll: What's Your Spirit Animal?

Peter's Spirit Animal: Pubic Lice

Not because I want to be near genitals, but because they have a strong sense of community.

Sam's Spirit Animal: Penguin

I'd be a penguin because they are known to be gay and I feel like that characteristic would carry over for me.

Chris' Spirit Animal: Carrot

Sometimes when I'm home alone I like to go out in my garden and cover myself with dirt and pretend I'm a carrot.

Jack's Spirit Animal: Snake

Snakes and lizards have not one, but two members called "hemipenes."

Kyle's Spirit Animal: Ant

I'd be an ant so I could get inside anything. Maybe a syrup bottle or a juice pitcher.

Karl's Spirit Animal: Komodo Dragon

Because I'm fat, gross, and into Asians.

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