Ok So Pants Are Backlogged: Here's Why It's Mark Cuban's Fault

That dusty old queef.

We made a pair of pants with built-in undies.

We didn't think it was such a huge deal.

The waitlist was worse than an invitation to Raya.

But just like our personal relationships, it wasn't our fault.

It was Cuban's fault. He tried to slander our good name on Shark Tank.

We can't get a line of credit in 48 states to extend pants production.

So we're stuck pumping pants production in house.

We finally caught up.

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