How our Seersucker Gym Shorts nearly severed the space-time continuum

Class just merged with comfort and went kablooey. 

We heard you had a fever.

And the only prescription is more decadence.

We give you: Seersucker in Gym Short Form.

Did someone say Seersucker?

You had my curiousity, now you have my attention.

This is the ultimate merger of class and comfort.

We're talking Grey Poupon launching the squeeze bottle.
The Baymont Inn and Suites making the shower seat standard in all double twin rooms.
This is bigger than minor league ball rolling out luxury suites.

So put some South in your Mouth.

And drop your balls in these hauls.