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We made Seersucker Gym Shorts

Class just merged with comfort and went kablooey. 
Birddogs seersucker shorts with pencil sharpener
We heard you had a fever.
And the only prescription is more decadence.
band playing the guitar
We give you: Seersucker in Gym Shorts Form.
Birddogs flying wasp and cattywamps spinner
Did someone say Seersucker?
You had my curiosity, now you have my attention.
man smoking old fashioned cigarette
We took the same Birddogs fabric.
And seered the suck out of it.
close up of seersucker fabric
This is the ultimate merger of class and comfort.
We're talking Grey Poupon launching the squeeze bottle.
making sandwhich
The Baymont Inn and Suites making the shower seat standard in all double twin rooms.
getting into bathtub
This is bigger than minor league baseball rolling out luxury suites.
luxury suites indoor plumbing
So put some South in your Mouth.
And drop your balls in these hauls.
Birddogs Lollygags shorts

Jokes written for us. But you're welcome to read.

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