the weekly bird
Some Easy Dos and Don’ts to Make You the King of Cocktail Hour.
DO promise champagne cocktails to every chick you've met on Hinge in the past 2 weeks.
DO NOT promise prescription drugs and 90-second wrestling matches to every guy you've met in the past 2-weeks.
DO make a toast in honor of your friends.
DO NOT toast your own sub that you brought from Quiznos.
DO ask the other guests what kind of work they do.
DO NOT ask guests what kind of work they've got done.
DO send a thank you note the the host a couple of weeks after the event.
DO NOT send this.
5 Misses That Kept Me A Virgin Until I Was 23.
Call For Dick Hertz and Other Pranks We Regret From Childhood.
Why Aren’t BBQs Called Meat-N-Greets and Other Word Improvements.
Office Poll: What's Your Spirit Animal?
Negotiating Tactics for Guys Who Use the Word Mufflebags.