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The 7 Taller Tales of Paul BunyanWe made Oxford Birddogs and Paul won't shut up about 'em.
#1: Paul Bunyan was gay.
(How awesome is that?!?)
Paul was a merry man. High on LSD, ripping trees and having a blast.
#2: Babe, unfortunately, was a total a$$hole.
Guy was actually too aggressive. One time Doc Holiday told him to chill out.
#3: Paul met Babe outside a saloon called the Jack Rabbit.
Paul made a pass at him in the bathroom stalls where Babe was ripping a line of hoof dust.
Paul asked Babe if he'd ever seen Boogey Nights.
Babe was really uncomfortable.
#4: Together, they threw the first rave.
They cleared out a Playa between California and Utah and called it Nevada.
#5: Paul got kicked out of the casual-love cabin at the rave.
(He had asparagus for lunch).
He lost his cool and torched the place.
And that was the first Burning Man.
#6: Paul and Babe spiked Chief Seattle's peace pipe with Peyote.
They wrote "balls" on his forehead. He didn't notice it for 3 years.
The guy literally raped and pillaged most of the Northwest Territory with balls on his forehead.
#7: Paul has an estranged 2nd Cousin from Texas named Shanty Boy.
Paul kicked him out of the enchanted forest after he kept wiping himself with live beavers.
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