the weekly bird
The Latest Khaki Birddogs That Will Relax Your Responsibilities Away.
The Caribbean Sunsets
Relaxation Tip #1: Nothing says a relaxed attitude toward life like an ant farm.
Relaxation Tip #2: Forward all your calls to an Outback Steakhouse.
Colleagues and creditors will stop asking questions once they realize what quality meats they can have at an affordable price.
Relaxation Tip #3: Sell your car and buy 3 golf carts.
Riding a golf cart is like holding a coconut, you're never having a bad time.
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Negotiating Tactics for Guys Who Use the Word Mufflebags.
Movies We Haven't See and What We Think They're About.
