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Why Low Fives Have Replaced High Fives.

High fives are out.
High Five Guy pays $12 for a Bud Light at an NFL game.
Low Five Guy sneaks a flask into Disney on Ice.
Strapping bud light to his thigh.
High Five Guy drops cable and gets HBO GO.
Low Five Guy signs up for Starz for the first year.
(It's not HBO, but it's free...for an entire year)
Grabbing free news paper.
High Five Guy posts beautiful photos from abroad.
Low Five Guy likes photos of his high school ex with her kids.
Taking meat picture at work.
High Five Guy played D2 Football.
Low Five Guy once got to second base with a girl that had double D's.
Trying to unstrap a girls bra.
The Low Fives
High fives are the worst.
Low Fives Birddogs Shorts.The Low Fives

Jokes written for us. But you're welcome to read.