the weekly bird
Why Low Fives Have Replaced High Fives.
High Five Guy pays $12 for a Bud Light at an NFL game.
Low Five Guy sneaks a flask into Disney on Ice.
High Five Guy drops cable and gets HBO GO.
Low Five Guy signs up for Starz for the first year.
(It's not HBO, but it's free...for an entire year)
High Five Guy posts beautiful photos from abroad.
Low Five Guy likes photos of his high school ex with her kids.
High Five Guy played D2 Football.
Low Five Guy once got to second base with a girl that had double D's.
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