the weekly bird
Why Low Fives Have Replaced High Fives.
High Five Guy pays $12 for a Bud Light at an NFL game.
Low Five Guy sneaks a flask into Disney on Ice.
High Five Guy drops cable and gets HBO GO.
Low Five Guy signs up for Starz for the first year.
(It's not HBO, but it's free...for an entire year)
High Five Guy posts beautiful photos from abroad.
Low Five Guy likes photos of his high school ex with her kids.
High Five Guy played D2 Football.
Low Five Guy once got to second base with a girl that had double D's.
The Low Fives
High fives are the worst.The Low Fives
Think Kim Kardashian's Smut to Stardom Was the Original? Please, Jim Jordashian Wrote the Playbook.
It's Snowing Steve Irwin (RIP). Put On Some Pants and Stay Alive.
5 Misses That Kept Me A Virgin Until I Was 23.
Call For Dick Hertz and Other Pranks We Regret From Childhood.
Why Aren’t BBQs Called Meat-N-Greets and Other Word Improvements.