THE MERMANS: FISH UP TOP, MAN DOWN BELOW

Shape up Merman.

 

#1: Merman is the son of a lighthouse keeper...
...and the tuna he procreated with.

 

#2: Merman got Catfished in college.
By that, he met a catfish online and got to 3rd base.
Ethel, 23.

 

#3: Merman worked at SeaWorld.
Not in any shows... just in I.T.
"Why aren't you in the tank?'

 

#4: Merman started a grassroots campaign to rescind bestiality laws.
He got traction in Utah, but every other state saw through it.
Everything's Got A Mouth

 

 

#5: Merman 69'ed a mermaid.
Not because he prefers it, but so everything would line up.
The stars really aligned for our fish-boy.