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If The World's Most Interesting Man... Was A Woman.

The Most Interesting Man is sexist and played out.
Most Interesting woman asserting her dominance on a man
Fact #1: Her nipples are so symmetrical and rounded that the US Mint uses them as a template for the silver dollar.
US Mint worker inspecting coin
Fact #2: Her breast milk is used as a treatment for psoriasis in certain parts of Laos.
Laos native carrying buckets of her breastmilk
Fact #3: She saved Christmas of '84 when she sucked Santa out of a Franklin stove over on Christopher Street.
The most interesting woman saving Santa from a Franklin Stove.
Fact #4: She won a Grammy for her rendition of "Hot Cross Buns" played through a French horn up a man's ass.
Most interesting woman holding up French horn, and a man
Fact #5: She is no longer welcome at Dunkin' Donuts.
Apparently, she makes all the Boston Cream Pies lose their fillings before they get in the oven.
Shelf of Boston Cream Pies exploding when she enters
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