The Nighttime Teddys

Lingerie for the guy you don't want to wrestle, but would definitely race.
The Nighttime Teddys
A Nighttime Teddy always bathes in the open.
Secretariat was taken out of the stall to wash down.
Studs feel captive unless the curtains are open.
A Nighttime Teddy loves magic.
If she isn't into magic, it's a sign to move on.
A Nighttime Teddy is not into foreplay.
No thanks, he tried a threesome once...
...woke up tied up without his wallet, so four is out of the question.
The Nighttime Teddys
Keep you socks on, it's gonna be a wild night!