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We Made Lingerie For Husky Men. Here Come the Nighttime Teddys.

A Nighttime Teddy always bathes in the open.
Secretariat was taken out of the stall to wash down.

Studs feel captive unless the curtains are open.
A Nighttime Teddy loves magic.
If she isn't into magic, it's a sign to move on.

A Nighttime Teddy is not into foreplay.
No thanks, he tried a threesome once...
...woke up tied up without his wallet, so four is out of the question.

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