Shank Tank Makes Gym Shorts Co-Founders Cry on National TV

We made the most comfortable pair of gym shorts on the planet with a fanny pack.
Our silky soft liner allowed men to ditch their underwear forever.
However, the Sharks pointed out a fatal flaw in our product.
So we immediately ditched the gym shorts...
...and tried to sell them seasonal fruit.
That just seemed to fan the flames.
Looks like this is the end of Birddogs.
Grab these while we got 'em.


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