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The Sharks Took a Warm Dump on Birddogs

Took 5 seconds to rip our business to shreds.
They're gum shorts with no underwear.
We had trouble with some basic questions.
How do you make them? In a tree...? LIES!!!
So we scrapped the gym shorts and pitched Layoff Space.
Layoff space- shared work space for the unemployed.
But it just made 'em dig in more.
I eat pieces of poop like you for breakfast.


Jokes written for us. But you're welcome to read.