GYM SHORTS FOR FREE BALLING CROTCH CRUSADERS

The Uncle Bucks: The World's First Khaki Gym Shorts

We made a pair of Khaki Gym Shorts.

 

We took our silky soft Birddogs fabric.
And turned it into khaki form.

 

Result: The Uncle Bucks
Shorts that say, "Hey I know we're related, but I wish we weren't."

 

Who is Uncle Buck?
He's that Uncle that presents uncomfortable truths.

 

After polishing off a couple of swing doctors, Uncle Buck says your sister is a Hoboken 6 at best. 

 

Uncle Buck is no saint either.
His computer is frozen solid from porn malware. 

 

Uncle Buck thought a 401k was a type of motor oil. 

 

Uncle Buck cracked a rib when he crashed on his rollerblades the other week. 

 

Uncle Buck lost a bet to the KGB and they wrecked his credit. 

 


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