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La Flama Blancas are so white, they decorate their apartment with images of sailboats and "humorous" watermen slogans such as:
La Flama Blancas are so white, they're most comfortable driving in the middle lane of the interstate.
Unless he has to pick up his goddamn son from karate practice.
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