the weekly bird
The Whitest Whites: 3 Things Whiter Than La Flama Blancas
The perfect shorts for slowly swaying back and forth at a Dave Matthews Band concert.
La Flama Blancas are so white, they decorate their apartment with images of sailboats and "humorous" watermen slogans such as:
La Flama Blancas are so white, they're most comfortable driving in the middle lane of the interstate.
Unless he has to pick up his goddamn son from karate practice.
Think Kim Kardashian's Smut to Stardom Was the Original? Please, Jim Jordashian Wrote the Playbook.
It's Snowing Steve Irwin (RIP). Put On Some Pants and Stay Alive.
5 Misses That Kept Me A Virgin Until I Was 23.
Call For Dick Hertz and Other Pranks We Regret From Childhood.
Why Aren’t BBQs Called Meat-N-Greets and Other Word Improvements.