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The World's First Khaki Gym Shorts: The Uncle Bucks

 

Shape up Merman.

 

FACT #1:
Every family has an Uncle Buck.

He looks like a werewolf that encountered a loading error at 45%.
Uncle Buck exposing himself

 

FACT #2:
He got kicked out of the Rajneeshees up in Oregon for being "too into it".
 He kept 'accidentally' walking into the Bhagwan using the bathroom

 

FACT #3:
Uncle Buck is hung like a hotel painting.
In that it's crooked and has seen awful things.
Uncle Buck naked observing painting.

 

FACT #4:
Uncle Buck's romance novel was rejected 3 times for overuse of the phrase "really going to town."
Uncle Buck writing his romance novel.