Think Kim Kardashian's Smut to Stardom Was the Original? Please, Jim Jordashian Wrote the Playbook.

#1: As a senior prank, Jim defecated in the girl's locker room.
He was caught by the vice principal's illegally installed peep camera.
Instead of getting expelled, he became a hero.
#2: In college, Jim kidnapped the mascot and kept him in the trunk of his car for an entire weekend.
Instead of getting arrested, Jim was heralded as a liberal crusader.
#3: Jim handed out photocopies of his rectum at a homeless shelter.
One man swore he saw an image of Christ in the photo. It ended up converting half the shelter.
#4: Jim sold rancid meat out his car called "Jim's Famous Slimming Meat", as it often made consumers seriously ill.
It garnered such notoriety that the naming rights were acquired and later renamed, Slim Jim©.


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