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Think Kim Kardashian's Smut to Stardom Was the Original? Please, Jim Jordashian Wrote the Playbook.

Jim Jordashians Birddogs Pants
#1: As a senior prank, Jim defecated in the girl's locker room.
He was caught by the vice principal's illegally installed peep camera.
Student No.2 lands the No.2 at Washington High in Hot Water.
Instead of getting expelled, he became a hero.
#2: In college, Jim kidnapped the mascot and kept him in the trunk of his car for an entire weekend.
Instead of getting arrested, Jim was heralded as a liberal crusader.
Hail to the Chief: FSU gets an education on tolerance.
#3: Jim handed out photocopies of his rectum at a homeless shelter.
One man swore he saw an image of Christ in the photo. It ended up converting half the shelter.
Protestor Proselytizer, Jim Jordashian, Converts those in need with Lewd Photo.
#4: Jim sold rancid meat out his car called "Jim's Famous Slimming Meat", as it often made consumers seriously ill.
It garnered such notoriety that the naming rights were acquired and later renamed, Slim Jim©.
Filthy meat man now Filthy Rich.