the weekly bird
We Made Birddogs So White They Come Pre-Approved For a Mortgage.
La Flama Blancas are so white, they come with a 10 point bump in your credit score and a case of Fig Newtons.
La Flama Blancas are so white, they check the housekeeper's purse before she goes home for the night.
La Flama Blancas are so white, they've already been pre-approved for a mortgage.
La Flama Blancas are so white, they buy Diet Ginger Ale in bulk because it can be difficult to find in stores.
La Flama Blancas
Shorts whiter than the state of Connecticut.Audit the La Flama Blancas
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