5 Unflattering, yet accurate descriptions of what each Shark looks like

Do cast members from The Office or daytime television show hosts ring a bell?
Mark Cuban looks like a former linebacker that saw limited time at Oklahoma State.
Kevin O'Leary looks like the guy from Operation that got dressed up for his high school reunion so he could take a swing at his old high school sweetheart.
Kevin O'Leary looks like Kevin from The Office got his life back together just to give up 1/4 of the way there.
Barbara Corcoran looks like Ellen's older, slightly butcher aunt, Mellen Mangereris.
Daymond John looks like he came in 3rd in a Montel Williams look-alike contest.
Daymond John looks like Hootie if he sold out and broke up with the Blowfish and became all corporate.