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Why Aren’t BBQs Called Meat-N-Greets and Other Word Improvements.

BBQ's are Meat-N-Greets.

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If invented pencils, they would be called Word Sticks.

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If we invented prostitutes, they would be called temporary girlfriends.

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If we invented Raccoons, they would be called Trash Pandas.

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If we invented bananas, they would be called Tree Dicks.

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If we invented beer, it would be called dad water.

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