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Cooper Manning: The Only Manning That Can't Throw A Spiral

#1: Peyton and Eli both have Super Bowl rings.

Cooper's "Ring" doorbell camera caught a neighbor stealing his packages.

Eli's "helmet catch" is one of the greatest plays in Super Bowl history.

Cooper caught an accounting error that would have cost his employer dozens of dollars.

#3: Peyton and Eli have both been named MVPs.

Cooper is part of Dick's Sporting Goods' "MVP Club" which means he gets a 10% discount on his birthday.

#4: Eli and Peyton made millions from their Oreo ads.

They gave Cooper a box of Oreos and a note that said "enjoy our crumbs Cooper".