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3 Reasons You Should Date Your Buddy's Grandma
#1: Single moms have bratty teens with attitudes.
Grandmothers have grown children with timeshares.
#2: A bad performance in bed with a girl your own age usually ends with her telling rumors.
A bad performance with an old-timer usually ends with her telling you about her kids.
#3: All younger women share the same 5-year plan: marry rich and travel the world.
All older women and young studs share the same 5-year plan: don't die.