GYM SHORTS FOR FREE BALLING CROTCH CRUSADERS

ABOUT US

Underwear is the Byproduct of the French Revolution

The aristocracy invented it to restrict genital mobility and restore penile law.

The first design was known as the "French Cut."

By spreading the buttocks and holstering the genitals, man was tamed.

It gained global traction as a form of population control.

But the people rebelled.

Nothing says freedom like full frontal

But the liberated life has a problem.

So we took a silky soft liner and doubled, nay, trebeled down on the crotch room.

Combining the feel of nudity with the function of a fanny pack.

BOOM!

For your boomstick.