WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU LAUNCH A COMPANY WITH NO PANTS ON?
A primer on how to impress a girl at a cocktail party.
BIRDDOGS LA Launch Party Recap
We put a silky soft liner inside some gym shorts
And then wore them to a party.
We had but one rule.
Dudes can't wear pants.
You heard right my friend
Walk yourself right on over to the pants check. Because this party is a no-pants type of party.
And no pants were worn.
Actually there was one exception...
This guy who wore capri pants. He managed to outsmart the no dudes with pants rule.
He didn't try to argue that his capri pants weren't pants. Instead, he claimed the rule should not apply to him because he was not actually a dude but a kid, as no grown man would own capri pants.
Oh and this guy who correctly pointed out that his jeans were worth more than our company.
And that he was going to big league us by carrying around his Birddogs all night to remind us of that fact.
Hat tip to you sir.
Not only were dudes not wearing pants.
They weren't wearing underwear either.
You heard right.
We were going California Casual all night long.
And no underwear means one thing.
Ladies you looked spectacular as well
Stunning at all times...
...and at other times just getting funky...
...like all sorts of funk.
Until next time, may all your potions remain potent and your spells fruitful...
...and try to keep your head off the ground.
See you in New York.