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REVIEWS

What does wearing Birddogs feel like?
"Feels like Oscar Meyer decided to get into the gym short game.  I always admired well packaged meat.  Now I have some."
- Mack, San Francisco

 

What does wearing Birddogs feel like?
"Feels like the Pillsbury Dough Boy whipped up a batch of groin sleeves."
- Peter, East Village

 

What does wearing Birddogs feel like?
"Felt like I was walking around while sitting on this. Basically, it's an air cast for my thunder."
- Jay, Chelsea

 

What does wearing Birddogs feel like?
"Felt like Bob Ross painting a landscape across my groin hinge."
- Bobby, West Village

 

What does wearing Birddogs feel like?
"They feel like I just swiped myself into a Tinder gem. She holds true to the pics in person and can't wait to hold my package."
- Brian, Soho

 

What does wearing Birddogs feel like?
"Felt like a well kept McDonald's playhouse."

"Nice freedom of movement, some interesting attractions inside, and the kids aren't banging around into one another."
- Chris, Brooklyn

 

What does wearing Birddogs feel like?
"Feels like you're getting a handjob in orbit."
- Sam, Santa Clara

 

What does wearing Birddogs feel like?
"Felt like I was getting tag-teamed at a camel wrestling match..."

"...equal parts erotic and exotic, sprinkled with an air of nobility. Everyday is a hump day in my Birddogs."
- Paddy, London